Zeus: Son, the world doesn't revolve around you.
Apollo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i’ve never cringed as hard as i did as i was browsing the “veeoneeye” tag…. everything about that guy is gross.

sp00ky-shucks:

things women worry about under patriarchy: rape, domestic violence, access to contraceptives, equal pay

things men worry about under patriarchy: getting called gay, paying for dates, why does the car wash give women $1 off on wednesdays

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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me at an anime convention in full cosplay: look at all these fucking NERDS
hanelizel:

if anyone so much as breathes on the Athena Parthenos these two will fuck shit up. 

hanelizel:

if anyone so much as breathes on the Athena Parthenos these two will fuck shit up. 

dollygale:

i’m tired of these posts assuming nico’s pov is going to be all about percy like in all honesty it’s probably going to be half “reyna just knifed a cyclops in the face holy hades reyna just killed a minor god with one hand behind her back and now she’s ending world hunger with her MIND jumping jupiter she probs has 4590309.38438 x 10 ^ 340 attack power” and half “i hope hazel’s okay” 

nucleicacid:

WHO’S ALSO NOT READY FOR BLOOD OF OLYMPUS?

nucleicacid:

WHO’S ALSO NOT READY FOR BLOOD OF OLYMPUS?

There is a dead man who lies by the ships, unwept, unburied:
Patroclus: and I will not forget him, never so long as
I remain among the living and my knees have their spring beneath me.
And though the dead forget the dead in the house of Hades,
even there I shall still remember my beloved companion.
Achilles, Iliad Book 22

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus… IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

that’s it. that’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing.